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Julie(lipse's Personality

Everyone loves wasting time taking personality tests on-line. I do not want to clutter up my diary or blog with these things, so I will put them here, in one convenient location.


What's Your Superpower?

Say what? Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at Fido might be fun, it's not the practice you really need. Instead, try thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, you'll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it's a two way street, because you'll be able to understand everything they say back, too. And they've got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation.


What's your stress style

You're a Soother. When trouble strikes, you somehow seem to avoid being hit. Those around you may encounter crises, of course--which is when you launch into action. You're best at helping others ease their stress, offering a kind word or a well-timed "everything's going to be okay." You're a walking affirmation!
Of course, wearing a smile all the time can be exhausting. We're all only human, and stress happens to the best of us--including you. When you find yourself under stress, you may have to fight the tendency to shut off the phone, crawl under the blankets, and hide from the world. But it's worth it to show your true feelings, even when they're less than upbeat. Let the people you've nurtured in the past help you out in your time of need. You deserve the attention. And tomorrow is another day! So take it easy.


Intergalactic Explorer Test

QEMT: Engineer
The Engineer can fix your warp drive or build you a new one from spare parts. You can find the Engineer tearing something apart or conducting destructive testing.


by L. Fitzgerald Sjs˙berg

You are a Midnight Toker. You're a grinner and a picker, but not much of a lover or a sinner. You rarely get your loving, and when you do, it's not on the run.


Chimpanzee Taz is one of three young males who, with Kekla and Stadi, make up Zoo Atlanta's bachelor troop. The 8-year-old blackback lives to play, and, unlike the duo he hangs with, has a true affinity for at least some humans: Get to know him and he'll make eager eye contact, slap at the walls in your presence and let you scratch his back or head. Taz is not only adventurous, he's also got the agility to make good on his dashes for life beyond the rainforest walls. But he's by no means the brawn-without-brains kind of gorilla. He's got the social skills to stay out of trouble in the presence of the more dominant -- and often grouchy -- Kekla, insuring a usually harmonious existence.


The Unisex Purity Test (2,000 questions)
After careful examination, analysis of weather condiditons, random guessing and a little calculation it has been determined that your percentage purity is 78.20, which earns you the rating "pretty average". Not too bad. Give yourself some time.

For those who can't do math, your percent impurity is, thus, 21.80.


Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'51.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
57.5%
Shamelessness69%
It takes a couple of drinks
73.7%
Sex Drive 65.8%
A fool for love, but not always
70.9%
Straightness19.6%
Knows the other body type like a map
34.5%
Gayness 57.1%
Had that experience at camp
74.8%
Fucking Sick78.8%
Refreshingly normal
84.9%
You are 56.01% pure
Average Score: 65.5%


Draconity Purity Test

You answered "yes" to 45 of 100 questions, making you 55.0% draconity pure (45.0% draconity corrupt); that is, you are 55.0% pure in the draconity domain (you have 45.0% dragon in you). According to the scoring guide, your draconity experience level is: Heart of a dragon Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 43%, based on a comparison of your test results with 15116 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 47.9%.


Rocky Horror Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 28 of 230 questions, making you 87.8% rocky pure (12.2% rocky corrupt). Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 24%, based on a comparison of your test results with 16562 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 80.8%.


OCEAN test

What aspects of personality does this tell me about?

There has been much research on how people describe others, and five major dimensions of human personality have been found. They are often referred to as the OCEAN model of personality, because of the acronym from the names of the five dimensions. Openness to Experience/Intellect

High scorers tend to be original, creative, curious, complex; Low scorers tend to be conventional, down to earth, narrow interests, uncreative. You are relatively open to new experiences. (Your percentile: 72) Your romantic interest is relatively open to new experiences. (Your romantic interest's percentile: 75)

Conscientiousness

High scorers tend to be reliable, well-organized, self-disciplined, careful; Low scorers tend to be disorganized, undependable, negligent.
You are very well-organized, and can be relied upon. (Your percentile: 93)
our romantic interest tends to do things somewhat haphazardly. (Your romantic interest's percentile: 20)

Extraversion

High scorers tend to be sociable, friendly, fun loving, talkative; Low scorers tend to be introverted, reserved, inhibited, quiet.
You are neither particularly social or reserved. (Your percentile: 43)
Your romantic interest is extremely outgoing, social, and energetic. (Your romantic interest's percentile: 90)

Agreeableness

High scorers tend to be good natured, sympathetic, forgiving, courteous; Low scorers tend to be critical, rude, harsh, callous.
You find it easy to express irritation with others. (Your percentile: 37)
Your romantic interest is neither extremely forgiving nor irritable. (Your romantic interest's percentile: 57)

Neuroticism

High scorers tend to be nervous, high-strung, insecure, worrying; Low scorers tend to be calm, relaxed, secure, hardy.
You are a generally anxious person and tend to worry about things. (Your percentile: 84)
Your romantic interest probably remains calm, even in tense situations. (Your romantic interest's percentile: 2)




See which Greek Goddess you are.



Weirdness Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 50 of 116 questions, making you 56.9% weirdness pure (43.1% weirdness corrupt). According to the scoring guide, your weirdness experience level is:
Highly "Out There" - But at least you can walk among us (if you're careful).



All in all, you're not a very nice person. Despite this,
people tend to like you. Maybe it's because you're a rebel,
or maybe it's just because you scare them into liking you.

Take The "Which WWF Wrestler are you?" Quiz.
Created by Potman



DisorderRating
Paranoid:Low
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Low
Avoidant:Low
Dependent:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

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Nerd Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 43 of 100 questions, making you 57.0% nerd pure (43.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 57.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 43.0% nerd in you). Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 109450 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 71.8%.


The Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -5.88
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.82


Simpsons character

The Simpson's character you are most like is: Milhouse


I'm so like Lisa!
I'm Lisa, who are you? by Lexi


Personality

Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective

You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.


Ansir

ECCENTRIK» THINKING STYLE

* They may dress flamboyantly and act outrageously but there's nothing flaky about them. * They can mentally design and manipulate objects.

Weird is a term Eccentrik becomes familiar with at an early age. For others, such labelling can be a tripping, burdensome cross to bear. For Eccentriks, weird is the wind beneath their creative wings and what lifts their pride beyond pedestrian concern.

There is something within them, some intrinsic fortitude that cannot bend as willow to wind. Eccentriks cannot and will not bend to accommodate. Once on their independent own, the Eccentrik butterfly emerges with a steely-determination to tailor life to fit them regardless of social norm or mores.

What is unique about the Eccentrik mind is its ability to internally rotate ideas. These are purely logical beings who approach problem-solving methodically and with step-by-step thoroughness. Always lurking in the back of Eccentrik minds is the question of whether or not their idea is workable--meaning producible. An idea that cannot be physically realized is a waste of their time.

ECCENTRIK» WORKING STYLE

* Professionally, they seek cutting-edge industries or interests. * They prefer working alone to teamwork.

Eccentrik usually decides well-in-advance who may or may not read their resumZ˙. These individuals are success driven, goal-oriented, and astute business people. They participate on turf of their own choosing and keep time by their own watches.

As they live their lives on the tottering edge of eccentricity, personally - they seek cutting edges, professionally. Industries, fields, and ventures where success is yet to be proven, rules yet to be written, and environments without cookie-cutter-constraint are where these individualists excel. Eccentrik is not a pie-in-the-sky theorist, though pie-in-the-face is not beneath them. They are three-dimensional business realists for whom an idea without form, function, and marketability is an idea wasted. Theirs is a tactile, profit-oriented relationship with creativity and they tend to thrive on tight deadlines, often purposely mismanaging time to sweeten the challenge with a dollop of their own added pressure.

When Eccentrik's head lowers, remarkability's rise portents.

Ranked among the most powerful of ANSIR Styles, Empath is endowed with incredible gifts: emotion-acuity and intellect second-to-none. These innate skills and abilities are necessary as their purpose and message can alter man, world, and future, upon delivery.

They are purely emotional beings. Most don't realize how powerful they are, or how destructive they can be.

As children, when teased and/or taunted for being sissy, Empath begins to mask their feelings. When they begin to speak, they may mask their thoughts as well. Before they talked, they knew more or less what others were thinking and wanting, and often responded before words were spoken. When they learn to speak, they also learn what "good," "bad," and "worst" feels like. Good is when others like what they say; bad is when they don't; and worst is when others get angry. Why do they get this sure answer inside but when they act accordingly, get mixed and unexpected responses„from happy love to angry hate? It shakes their faith in their ability to understand, when loved and trusted others tell them with words what they feel is not right. They become reactionary chameleons, expert at fitting themselves into whatever mood-mold pleases, and thus beginning what will become an Empath trait, "tell them what they want to hear." Most Empaths have a lifelong love/hate relationship with spoken words, especially when pressured to reply quickly. These individuals can know the answer in seven seconds, but take seven days to deliver it.


The Color Quiz

Your Existing Situation
Acts in an orderly, methodical, and self-contained manner. Needs the sympathetic understanding of someone who will give her recognition and approval.

Your Stress Sources
The existing situation is disagreeable. Has an unsatisfied need to ally herself with others whose standards are as high as her own, and to stand out from the rank and file. Her control of her sensual instincts restricts her ability to give herself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and allow herself to merge with another. This disturbs her. as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; she feels that only by continued self-restraint can she hope to maintain her attitude of individual superiority. Wants to be loved or admired for herself alone; needs attention, recognition, and the esteem of others.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Feels that she is burdened with more than her fair share of problems. However, she sticks to her goals and tries to overcome her difficulties by being flexible and accommodating.

Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing her to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being.

Wants to broaden her fields of activity and insists that her hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that she may be prevented from doing what she wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore her confidence.

Circumstances are such that she feels forced to compromise for the time being if she is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.

Your Desired Objective
Longs for a tender and sympathetic bond and for a situation of idealized harmony. Has an imperative need for tenderness and affection. Susceptible to anything esthetic. Your Actual Problem
Greatly impressed by the unique, by originality, and by individuals of outstanding characteristics. Tries to emulate the characteristics she admires and to display originality in her own personality.

Your Actual Problem #2 Has a fear that she might be prevented from achieving the things she wants. This leads her to employ great personal charm in her dealings with others, hoping that this will make it easier for her to reach her objectives.


Fraggles

#1 Gobo
#2 Traveling Matt
#3 Mokey
#4 Boober
#5 Red
#6 Wembley


So, which Fraggle ARE YOU most like? Click here to find out.


My Mormon name is Julina Arethusa!
What's yours?


Results of your Self-Esteem Test

your score = 88

What does your score mean?

According to this test, you have very high self-esteem. You recognize your inner value and it shows in your personal life, relationships and career/school success.


The Spark Personality Test
GURU
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

Julia Eclipse Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus. Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever. 98% compatible with Ryan (The Performer)





Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz



Kingdomality test

Your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.


The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are... 42% Total American Warbird


(TheSpark.com) Gender Test


It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!


Lazy Test

Congrats you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you?
We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...

38% lazy




Assquiz
Congratulations! Your outstanding ass score of...
66 %


What kind of kisser are you? Romantic Kisser
Whew, is it warm in here or is that just you? When it comes to kissing, you get your drive from the lure of romance. For you, it's more than a meeting of the lips. You appreciate kissing for the rush and for what it symbolizes. Long-stemmed roses, candlelight dinners, and weekend retreats to bed and breakfasts. Sound about your speed?

You're a kissing partner who can go beyond the sweet surrender of locking lips to discuss the meaning of relationships. To really express yourself, you're probably one who's concerned with setting the proper mood. You might light a fire or take your date to a beautiful lookout before cuddling and kissing. You probably like to make a lot of eye contact, gently hug and touch your date, and talk tenderly about your feelings.

While your intensions are pure, your intensity might sometimes be a little overwhelming. Don't forget that being playful can also be a sign of affection, and remember, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss.


What's Your Perfect Workout? Flying down the road on two wheels, wind in your hair, bugs in your teeth - that's your idea of an enjoyable workout! (Well, you might want to skip that last part...) Ever since you got your first shiny Schwinn, you've known the magical pull of riding a bike.

Now that you're an adult, you probably opt for your car over a bike for getting around town. But when you're in need of a stress-busting, heart-pounding adventure that doubles as high-quality exercise, you know what to do. You enjoy exploring the outdoors, whizzing farther than you could go on foot and getting a closer look at the scenery than you could from a car window. And if the weather's against you, you're willing to roll on an indoor exercise bike to get your heart rate up and your legs (and lungs) pumping.

When you're out riding the roads, be sure to carry a spare tire (in a bike bag - not around your waist!), wear a helmet, and obey all street laws. And no matter where you ride, drink plenty of water and cool down when you're through. Get rolling at least three times a week, and your body and mind will thank you for it!